Peel Me a Grape - Blossom Deary

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice

Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow

Talk to me nice, talk to me nice

You’ve got to wine me and dine me!

Don’t try to fool me, bejewel me!

Either amuse me or lose me

I’m gettin' hungry, peel me a grape!

Pop me a cork, French me a fry

Crack me a nut, bring me a bowl full of bon-bons!

Chill me some wine, keep standin' by

I’m gettin' hungry, peel me!

Here’s how to be an agreeable chap

Love me and leave me in luxury’s lap!

Hop when I holler, skip when I snap

When I say «Do it!», jump to it!

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab

Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals!

Just hang around, pick up the tab

Never out-think me, just mink me!

Polar bear rug me, don’t bug me

New Thunderbird me, you heard me!

I’m getting hungry, peel me a grape

Slowly!

Here’s how to be an agreeable chap

Love me and leave me in luxury’s lap!

Hop when I holler, skip when I snap

When I say «Do it!», mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab

Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals!

Just hang around, pick up the tab

Never out-think me, a-just mink me!

Polar bear rug me, don’t bug me

New Thunderbird me, you heard me!

I’m getting hungry, peel me a grape

Peel me

Peel me a grape!