Donkie Boy - Blitzen Trapper

If the donkey boy says it then it must be true

His lips are made of honey and his tongue is all glue

The cops can’t catch him because he looks like a pig

He’s quick like a fox 'cause his kicks are so big

Don’t let the donkey boy

Donkey boy stickin' with you, it’s true

Well if the donkey boy does it then it must be cool

He’s the one with the gun when the sniffin' blue

The hip kids dig him 'cause he’s made out of mud

But he wings with the squares 'cause he likes to drink blood

Don’t let the donkey boy

Donkey boy stickin' with you

If the donkey boy says it then it must be true

His lips are made of honey and his tongue is all glue

The cops can’t catch him 'cause he looks like a pig

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Well when there’s no one at home let’s bring a dusty broom

'Cause you can kill the donkey boy but still he just don’t care

He’ll be back like a champ drinkin' toothpaste and dip

His sneaks are behind the sticks and lickin' your ear

Don’t let the donkey boy

Donkey boy stickin' with you