Buy Synthetic - Big Zero

It feels so good beneath my toes

It stays so green and never grows

Why’d you wanna' go and plant a seed?

When you can buy it from a factory

With a hint of radiation to make it glow

My grass is so much greener

My air is so much cleaner

My life is so much better than yours, yours, yours, yours, yours

Because I buy synthetic

It’s better than the real thing

Buy synthetic

Don’t you worry what your parents think

Buy synthetic

'Cause you’re the only one that’s laughing

Buy synthetic

Don’t you wanna' be a part of the new thing?

My grass is so much greener

My air is so much cleaner

My life is so much better than yours, yours, yours, yours, yours

Don’t you wanna' be perfect?

Don’t you wanna' have perfect friends?

Don’t you think that you’re worth it?

If you got a bit of cash to spend

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

'Cause I buy synthetic

Yes, I buy synthetic

'Cause I buy synthetic

My grass is so much greener

My air is so much cleaner

My life is so much better than yours, yours, yours, yours, yours

'Cause I buy synthetic