Why Do These Parties Always End The Same Way? - Benji Hughes

The night usually starts off well

Lots of smiles and shaken hands

The night moves on and people lighten up As everybody gets done in I always wonder when it’s time to go home

We don’t want to leave, at least not leave alone

By the way, when is it time to go home?

Tonight I’m gonna pass out all alone

Why do these parties all

Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way?

(x2)

A lot of talk you can’t remember the next day

Sometimes numbers are exchanged

If you ever should decide to call

You can’t match the numbers with the names

I always wonder when it’s time to go home

When I’m with a date, or if I’m on my own

By the way, when is it time to go home?

Tonight I’m gonna pass out all alone

Why do these parties all

Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way?

(x4)

We need to call the cops, somebody killed the DJ (x4)

Why do these parties all

Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way?

(x4)