The Enemies - Ben Folds

Once upon a time there was a kid named Jake

He was truthful, he was truthful

Nothing people think could make him a fool

He was smart, he was smart

Jake (Jake)

Jake (Jake)

Jake (Jake)

There was a kid named Jake

(There was a kid named)

There was a kid named Jake

(There was a kid named)

There was a kid named Jake

(There was a kid named)

Alright

Once upon a time there was a kid named Jeremy

He was a liar, he was a liar

He could fool anyone into doing anything

He was sly, he was sly

Jeremy (Jeremy)

Jeremy (Jeremy)

Jeremy (Jeremy)

There was a kid named Jeremy

(There was a kid named)

There was a kid named Jeremy

(There was a kid named)

There was a kid named Jeremy

(There was a kid named)

Once upon a time Jake met Jeremy

Since then, they became the enemies

This was all because of some sweets

That Jeremy gave as a treat

Jake (Jake)

and Jeremy (Jeremy)

They are the enemies

Enemies!

Enemies!

Enemies!

Enemies!

Enemies!