Cucumber Castle -

There were the trees, see the grass, a Pinkerton spy

Said «This is the place I will try,» and he did

Stood in the dark, sat a man who beckoned him in

But leaving his grass was a sin, but he did

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it’s home

He saw the light in the cellar reflect in his eyes

Yet early that morning was he to receive a surprise

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it’s home

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it’s home

Said «Are you leaving or are you receiving my friend

Doest need any money till then» and he did

He said «I'm the owner, not you, and this is my stead

So give it to me now I’m dead, and he did, said:

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it’s home

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it’s home