Cooky Puss - Beastie Boys

The shit with this bitch

Yo, I said I’m calling you, B

Yo, B, it’s the phone

Yo, B

«May I help you?»

Yes.

What’s your name?

«Hello?»

Hello, man.

You got Cookypuss' number?

«Here's my supervisor.

He’ll help you.»

Yo, man.

Where’s the supervisor at?

I-I got the number anyway, baby!

That bitch hang up on me

(«These pussy crumbs are making me itch!»)

Ah, Cookypuss, HEY!

Ah, Cookypuss

Maybe I should scratch

(«Aaahhh, B-E-A-S-T-I-E go!»)

(«My real name is

My real name is»)

(«My sister’s name was»)

Scratch

Cookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch

Oh, cook, cook, cook, cook, oh, cookypuss

(«And my mother got to call us for dinner»)

Yo, yo, yo!

Yo, yo, yo!

Cookypuss.

Pussy crumbs?

What are pussy crumbs?

(«Take me home and eat me, yeah!»)

Bitch, I’ll fuckin' kick your ass, bitch

«Hello, Carvel?»

Yo, man.

Cookypuss there?

«Who?»

Cookypuss.

I want to speak to Cookypuss, man!

«No.

Nobody here by that name.»

A Cooky O' Puss then.

Cookychic.

Anybody, man.

I want to speak to them!

«They're not here.»

I said, I house ya.

Where’s Cookie Puss at?

Yo, I’m serious.

I wanna talk to… yo, man, Cookypuss

Alright let, let me order one then.

Let me get one

«When do you want it for?»

Anytime, man.

Just like now and, shit, you know, that shit now

I’m talkin' now, B. Damn bitch hang up.

I’ll kick your ass, bitch!

Yo, yo, yo!

Yo, yo, yo!

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