Matooke (Interlude) - Barney Artist

Aunty Susan: Me I don’t know how this woman turned out to be girly girl… at

that time I was just like «EXCUSE ME!»

Mum: No Susan you just used to bash!

Aunty Susan: So full of annoyance

Mum: Susan was upset… I don’t know what used to upset this little girl… Barney

she would be like that.

*pulls stroppy face*

Aunty Susan: *laughing*

Mum: As her cousin, you would go to their house and she’d be like that *pulls

stroppy face* then she’ll walk past, meanwhile Aunty Patrica is going «Hey

Pamela!»

That one?

Uh uhh

Barney: So, Asha is like Aunty Patrica?

Mum: Totally… even the mannerisms, you know how Aunty Patrica is?

Just Asha… Asha is just like her Aunty… EH Susan?

Then the other one would cry,

Patrica would cry… «Me I don’t want to go.»

She wanted her to be a girl but

Susan was a Tomboy!

Fighting everyone!

There was a boy, a man he lives in

London now, Susan used to beat this guy

Aunty Susan: That used to nang me, you know bully me all the time

Mum: Susan just looks at the guy and beats him up… eh Susan

Barney: Aunty?

Aunty Susan: But he met me and gave us money for Matooke *laughs* So I beat him

well eh?

Everyone laughs