Barnacle Bill -

Who’s that knocking at my door?

*Knocking*

Who’s that knocking at my door?

*Knocking*

Who’s that knocking at my door?

*Knocking*

Cried the fair young maiden

It’s only me from over the seas

Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor

I’m hard to windward and hard a-lee

Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

I’ve newly come upon the shore

And this is what I’m looking for

A jade, a maid, or even a whore

Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Well I’ll come down and let you in

I’ll come down and let you in

I’ll come down and let you in

Cried the fair young maiden

Well, hurry before I bust the door

Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

My arse is tight and my tempers raw

Say Barnacl Bill the Sailor

I’m so wound up I’m afraid to stop

I’m looking for meat or I’m going to pop

A rag, a bone with a chrry on top

Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor