Don't Stare at the Sun - Bad Lip Reading

Every now and then I feel like scratching

With five fingers, «Hey!

Howdy, you!»

Yeah, yeah!

But all I really need are apples and lasagna

Before I go to bed

I have a vacant stare ‘cause I’m a robot

I’ve got hollow lungs

I bet your toes are strong!

With soft skin engineered to feel girl-like

I’ll stay forever young, yeah

WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW

Wonder why no one that we know blows chunks every day and night

WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW

And don’t stare into the sun or else your eyes will burn and drip some goo ooo

And burn out

Can’t look at the sun or else your eyes will burn out

Can’t stare at the sun!

Come on, let’s have some fun!

(Wooahh)

Don’t stare at the sun!

In my village we have Daryl, Daryl the Pony

And he’s been waiting for a gifted young rider ha ha ha

Yeah, you could not pick a pony that is better than

Daryl the Pony of Love!

WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW

Wonder why no one that we know blows chunks every day and night

WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW

Why don’t we check out all these socks and then check me out while I dance and

go

Wow!

Yeah!

Yes!

Okay!

Now we’re dancing the donk-diddy-donkey

Why’d you insist on kissing that clown?

Don’t say goodbye or sayonara

All the leeches love me!

We’re so glad to be here

Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa diggin that soul

Round and round we go!

This is a dance we practiced in the gym

Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa diggin that soul

There’s no way it could have been spontaneous

Plinko waddy-waddy choo-wa diggin that soul

It’s Corville!

I’m running weird!

WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW

I’m feeling no old-timey ghosts will be floating up on the ceiling

WA-HA, DA-DING-DING, CHOO-CHOO, HEY HAW

And don’t stare into the sun or else your eyes will burn and drip some goo ooo

And burn out

Can’t look at the sun or else your eyes will burn out

Can’t stare at the sun!

Wooooaaahh

Don’t stare at the sun!