Double Ahhnold - Austrian Death Machine

Answer Machine: Hi, you’ve reached Tim Lambesis.

I’m not here right now,

so leave me a message

Arnie 1: Hello there.

How are you?

I was thinking about double brutal and

realized, we need to get started writing songs now!

Come meet me at the graphic

arts class room so we can practice.

Arnie 2: Wait, wait, wait, hello?

hello who is this?

You are not the real

Arnold.

I am the real Arnold.

Arnie 1: No!

You are not!

You’re my clone running round trying to be me.

Arnie 2: Of course I’m the real Arnold you idiot.

I’m at Tims house standing

right next to him when he answered the phone.

I know you.

I heard you about you

being mr funny guy with your jokes and all that about being the gummy bear of

Caligornia and working out and your song titles.

Well its not funny anymore!

Arnie 1: Thats what an identical clone would say.

Prove it.

You sound like an

old man!

Arnie 2: Of course I sound older than you you idiot!

I’m 62 year old and

totally angry!

urgh you sound like me when I was 18. I see Tim standing right

over there.

You know that that girly man with his long hair and his colourful

tattoos right aha ha ha ha … exactly!

Arnie 1: There’s only room for one.

And I am the real Arnold!

Arrgh!

Arnie 2: Oh Stop it!

I will crush you!

Arnie 1: You are nothing!

Arnie 2: I will burn your eyes out with my schtogi you idiot!

uugh!

Arnie 1: Drinking choir boy!

Arnie 2: Come hear me!

Hear me now!

Rhaarr!