Jokes Jokes Jokes - Austin Wintory

Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth

He sought the footlights like a moth

His sense of timing never off until

He opted to collaborate

With a hooded reprobate

The blighter and assassin made

A deadly double bill

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!

Make 'em laugh until they choke

Fairly slay 'em in the aisles

Maidens fair and and Princes charming

Thrills Thrills Thrills!

Dashing feats and bloody spills

And I guarantee

You’ll never see

The ending coming

The curtain rose, the scene was set

They danced a murderous duet

And much deserving blood was let

Up to

The scene wherein they disagreed

On who should live and who should bleed

And Maxwell Roth he then received

A very bad review

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!

And there’s daggers and there’s cloaks

But behind the scenes the leading players

Differ on the plot

Laugh laugh laugh!

At the dandy’s new red scarf

Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub

Is his eternal lot!

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!

Make 'em laugh until they choke

Fairly slay 'em in the aisles

Maidens fair and and Princes charming

Thrills Thrills Thrills!

Dashing feats and bloody spills

And I guarantee

You’ll never see

The ending coming