Irresponsible - Aurelio Voltaire

Is it so wrong if I don’t pay my rent?

No!

Responsibility, I gave it up for lent

Sell your wares, pollute the air

I don’t care

Fresh air’s for squares

Now if it were up to me

The piper would be up the creek

And the fiddler too

'Cause neither one of you would be paid

I need the cash for getting laid

And I don’t mind

To seem unusually unkind

You ask what kind of guy am I

I’m a friend of the irresponsible fools

Who don’t have time for rules

The irresponsible who wouldn’t

Be caught dead in a school

I’m irresponsible

I’m Mr. Irresponsible

I’m irresponsible, and I don’t care

If the whole wold burns

I live my life without a care

I don’t have time to be

Politically aware

I hate to have to think

I hate feeling too

I’ll leave those chores to some

Pathetic sap like you

Don’t talk to me about the

Dolphin in the tuna net

I’m on the tuna’s side

Hey, dolphin tastes quite good I bet

I’d never lie, my hair requires aerosol

I want it ten feet tall

And I don’t care about the hole in the sky

If Rogue don’t mind, why should I?

It just so happens I’m that kind of guy

I’m a friend of the irresponsible fools

Who don’t have time for rules

The irresponsible who wouldn’t

Be caught dead in a school

I’m irresponsible

I’m Mr. Irresponsible

I’m irresponsible, and I don’t care

If the whole wold burns

(Let it burn)

It’s a bloody miracle that I haven’t gotten

Distracted by a skirt and got bored

And just walked away

Before the end of this God forsaken tune