Pleasant Convalescence - Audience

Now that you’ve got over your operation

We’ve arranged for you to have a well deserved vacation

We all clubbed together just to round up the fee

To give you a month to sit just watching the sea

Have a pleasant convalescence

We all wish you well

It’s ever so sunny with lots of picture windows

Hundreds of aspidistras placed in tidy rows

Nice friendly people and there’s plenty of tea

I’m sure that you will like it, how I wish it were me

No time to get bored, there’s conversations

Discussing the minor detail of everyone’s operations

You can take it easy and your bed will be made

At nine o’clock every evening they serve Lucozade