Be Good To Your Parents - Ariel Pink

Oh, yeah

Hah

One

Mother to her son: «Son, do as Father did and he could do for you»

Two

We both think it behove never assumed dear that our gifts to you were ever free

We ought not not agree, we know you know very wise that your naivety

So, D

Order one for me

Don’t come back tonight

Without my LSD-25

Should you go change your mind

Won’t let you get away this time

Straight right after the drug you know you’ll be sorry, oh

Three

Don’t cheat your family so girl be good to your parents

Oh, yeah

Hah

Now, four

Should you ever buy a whore no don’t decide just ride a Trojan

Who’d use spermicide?

Five

Let door sure be awry to see your sister’s lowly genitalia dragging things

And D, leave it in the pantry

Don’t come back tonight

Without my LSD-25

Honey, you know the rules

First the drugs then straight to school

You get them when you go get it so don’t you fuck it up now

Six

Dad’s craving for a fix so you be good to your parents

One

Repeat it every one you know it’s true, we always lie to you

Two

Don’t waste your time in moons, pig out on food, write in your diary

Three

Tabs for dad and me

Don’t forget to get it

I say it works out if you let it

Should you go change your mind

We won’t let you get away this time

Straight home after that drug I know you’ll be sorry, oh

It’s a family

So be good to your parents