The Night Before the Funeral - Arab Strap

The night before the funeral, I got some —

I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum

I took off her clothes and I played with her bits

And she did the same but it took ages for me to cum

Too drunk and getting old…

It was a lovely show for a God I don’t believe in

I couldn’t sing a single note at the service

When they did «how great thou art»

All I could think of was my old LP of hymns by Elvis

There’s no such thing as sin…

There’s no such thing as sin…

I said to Laura, «i hope I know you forever

And when I’m going, I’m going the viking way

Lay me in a boat with my favorite things

And set me on fire and send me on my way

Kick me out to sea»

There’s no such thing as sin…

There’s no such thing as sin…