Barroom Hitz (Parody of "Ballroom Blitz") - ApologetiX

Are you ready, Keith?

Uh huh

Stanley?

Yeah!

Ted?

OK

Alright, fellas, let’s go!

Oh, kids benefit from Mozart

Even if they think the dude’s a dweeb, uh huh

With «Twinkle Twinkle’s» words changed

That guy could help you learn your ABC’s

Oh, I see a man with the flag sing the National Anthem

In his eyes an incredible song

But the bar on the corner’s where the poet and lawyer

Named Francis Scott Key got that music from

Oh, yeah, it was enlightening — everybody’s rewriting

And the music they’re spoofing — and they all starting new things!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And the plan of attack is give 'em Bible facts

With reworded tunes from barroom hits

And the Salvation Army and dinosaurs like Barney

Use converted tunes that’s all our group did

Borrowed bits of barroom hits, borrowed bits of barroom hits

Oh, reaching out to unchurched

Teaching those who occupy the pews

If some may call us posers

I really feel there’s nothing left to prove

And the monks in the black robes sang contrafactums

Their praises ascend to the sky

If the Lord’s in your corner, then everything’s purer

He can cure you in the twinkling of an eye

Oh, yeah, if you think Wesley

Would panic at Presley

Then on next Christmas Eve, please

Take a long look at «Greensleeves»

And the plan of attack is give 'em Bible facts

With reworded tunes from barroom hits

And Weird Al has accordions we use a concordance

When converting tunes with borrowed bits of barroom hits

Oh, yeah, it was enlightening — everybody’s rewriting

And the music they’re spoofing — and they all starting new things!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And the plan of attack is give 'em Bible facts

With reworded tunes from barroom hits

And the girl Fannie Crosby employed that quite a lot

She used converted tunes that’s all our group did

Borrowed bits of barroom hits

Let’s fix the barroom hits, let’s fix the barroom hits

Let’s fix the barroom hits, let’s fix the barroom hits

Yeah, fix the barroom hits!