Flop-Eared Mule - Andy Griffith

Use to have an old Banjo

It was all strung up with twine

And the only song you could hear me sing was

I wish that gal was mine

Well, I wish that gal was mine, boys

I wish that gal was mine

And the only song you could hear me sing

Was I wish that gal was mine

Whoa mule, you kicking mule

Whoa mule, I say

I ain’t got time to kiss you now

My mule has run away

Took my wife to the barn yard

And I sit her down to supper

Well, she got choked on a turkey leg

And stuck her nose in the butter

Stuck her nose in the butter

Stuck her nose in the butter

Well, she got choked on a turkey leg

And stuck her nose in the butter

Whoa mule, you kicking mule

Whoa mule, I say

Tie a knot in that old mules tail

Before he runs away

Your face is like a coffee pot

Your nose is like a spout

Your mouth is like a fireplace

With all the ashes out

Well, With all the ashes out, boys

With all the ashes out

Your mouth is like a fireplace

With all the ashes out

Whoa mule, you kicking mule

Whoa mule, I say

I ain’t got time to kiss you now

My mule has run away