Lady Domina Bizarre - Andy Bell

Oh just think if you’re in hell

You can have sex with me

(ohh-ho-hooo)

Or do give me a call or some such thing

While I’m moist

Lady domina bizarre

Onetime hooker in suburbs like park

Had clients for sidelines in whipping and spanking

A dominatrix lashing socks and

Though legendary good had give her

Out of her leather she rarely slivered

Sometimes her punters would get very hot

Just by the suggestions implicitly her calling cards

Then a rated crotchless all boobs in

Old trumps, would always stop by

For a tot of her tried and tested techniques

For the champagne effects she induce from that prigs

Lady domina bizarre

Passed away last night

In one last mad

For too many years in mirrors she gazed

At the deep-seated lines that took her living away

Lady domina bizarre

Legendary hooker of tote rage park

A social service a hot wired spark

Who gave such sucker to such lonely hearts

For string of moments gave light to their dark

A fantasy heroine a willing tease

To all of the men to whom

She gave and release

Lady domina bizarre