Palmdale (Palmdale Sessions) - Afroman

Just like bums, we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way

Gang-bangers killin' each other for rep, sellin' rock cocaine on my doorstep

Had a ball to bounce, bike to ride, but my mama never would let me play outside

But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started bangin' like a fuckin'

fool

So cool, throwin' up gang signs to the gangster beat, shot an enemy from across

the street

Mama came home, said she got a good job.

Daddy did too.

Now they don’t squab

Financially, we improvin'.

2 months later, son, we movin'

No more duckin' from shotgun shells.

Bought a two-story house in East Palmdale

(give it to me now.)

Palmdale, come back to me

I need you and I love you, baby

Palmdale, come back to me

(Check it out, check it out, check it out.)

No more rats and no more roaches, livin' next door to football coaches

Now I got a new place to sell me crack.

Now I got little white kids to jack

I stopped wearin' blue, wasn’t trippin' on red.

Too busy squabbin' with the

skinheads

Stupid questions, distract the class.

Rubbin' little girls all on the ass

I didn’t really care if I passed or failed, figured I was headed for the NFL

Until the playoff game, shoulder got hurt.

I thought about my future,

layin' in the dirt

I can’t jump, I can’t flinch.

Superstar player, ridin' the bench

Graduate from school?

Don’t make me laugh.

I got an F+ in basic math

(give it to me now.)

Palmdale, come back to me

I need you and I love you, baby

Palmdale, come back to me

(Check it out, check it out, check it out.)

I knew I couldn’t make it in the corporate world, so I bought me some khakis

and a Geri curl

I knew I couldn’t make it to the NFL, went to East Palmdale and started

slingin' yayo

For sure!

I was makin' crazy dough.

Should’ve dropped outta school a long time

ago

Bought a cell phone, like a nut.

Now I deliver like Pizza Hut

I drunk whisky and Bacardi.

I sold weed to anybody

Me and my homies sold dubs and dimes, took turns bustin' rhymes just to pass

the time

Police drove up to my spot.

Asked, «Hey, homeboy, what you got?»

I put a fat rock inside his hand.

About 25 sheriffs jumped out the van

Palmdale, (Hell, yeah) come back to me

I need you and I love you, baby

Palmdale, come back to me

(check it out, check it out, check it out.)

Now I got a fucked up life.

Five bad kids and a naggin' wife

Dead end job at the airport.

Check too short to pay the house note

Turn on the TV, then I see different homeboys that went to school with me

Playin' in the NFL.

We used to kick back in East Palmdale

Rodney Williams.

Lorenz Tate.

Zeno plays for Colorado State

I wish my homeboys much success, but at the same time, I still get depressed

Walkin' through the wind with a cup full of gin thinkin' 'bout things that

could’ve, would’ve, should’ve been

I wipe my tears, sip my beers, wish good luck to my peers from

Palmdale, come back to me

I need you and I love you, baby

Palmdale, come back to me

Cause that’s where my heartache began, heartache began

Palmdale, come back to me

I need you and I love you, baby

Palmdale, come back to me

Cause that’s where my heartache began, heartache began

Oh yeah, oh yeah, all the Palmdale Falcons, past and present.

All the little

ones I don’t even know, you know what I’m sayin'.

Everybody, wherever you’re at,

aye, aye, aye, aye

Yo, let me get a Palm (Palm!)

Yo, let me get a Dale (Dale!)

Yo, what do we sell?

(YELL!)

Yo, where we fittin' to go?

(We fittin' to go back to jail!)

Yo, let me get a Palm (Palm!)

Yo, let me get a Dale (Dale!)

Yo, what do we sell?

(YELL!)

Yo, where we fittin' to go?

(We fittin' to go back to jail!)

Palm (Palm!)

Yo, let me get a Dale (Dale!)

Yo, what do we sell?

(YELL!)

Yo, where we fittin' to go?

(We fittin' to go back to jail!)

Yo, let me get a Palm (Palm!)

Yo, let me get a Dale (Dale!)

Yo, what do we sell?

(YELL!)

Yo, where we fittin' to go?

(We fittin' to go back to jail!)

Dale, Palmdale

Dale, Palmdale

Dale, Palmdale

Dale, Palmdale

Dale, Palmdale

Dale, Palmdale

Dale, Palmdale