Sightseeing - Adrenalin O.D.

Not my idea of a vacation

I want rest and relaxation

Don’t wanna go out and see the streets

Sightseeing really bites

Marvel at the land formations

And the antique restorations

I don’t care what happened here

Rather sit back and drink a beer than —

Walk around in Bermuda shorts

Stay in overpriced resorts

And buy some stupid souveniers

Stop off at a place of interest

Walk around and take some pictures

Stroll around like a jerk

Sightseeing’s for the birds

Driving around on a crowded bus

With smelly people really sucks

Don’t want to sleep in tourist traps

Don’t want to sleep with bugs and rats or —