If You're Not in Love - Aaron Watson

I’m tryin' not to panic, I’m gettin' all romantic

Gettin' soft with everything I say and do

I’m talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne

I’m even puttin' down the toilet seat for you

Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse

I found myself holdin' your purse, standin' outside that bra and panty store

My boss’s wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi

And I knew then, I was in for it for sure

Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny

They say you’ve changed my ways and that you’re spending all my money, honey

If you’re not in love

If you’re not in love

If you’re not in love

Aw, if you’re not in love

Then I’m in a lot of trouble

I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat

So I could buy this diamond ring for you

Now I’m hopin' and I’m wishin' that since I can’t go fishin'

You won’t make me sell my golf clubs, too

The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry

I told 'em, if I mess this up, my momma’s gonna tan my hide

I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV

Honey, if that ain’t enough, this may be the death of me

Chours (x2)