A Supposed Tour - A.c.t

Took Them Weeks To Plan That Trip

Everything Was Done To Keep The Costs Down

Budget Was Low, Of Course

A «So Called» Van Stood

Ready To Be Towed Away

They Were All Squeezed Together In This Rental Car

We Have Come To Play

There’s No Chance, No Way

But It’s Simple Fact;

We Have Come To Act

A Special Guest Indeed

Sad And Disappointed They Bought Beer To Reassure

Manager Excused Himself (And Said:)

Just Come Again Tomorrow

I’ve Informed The Crew That You’ll Come, It’s Set

It’s Ready;

You Will Be On Stage By Eight O’clock

Everyone Please Calm Down, You Have My Head On That

So You’ve Come To Play

There’s No Chance, No Way

Telling You It’s A Fact;

No Way You Can Act

Simple Fact, My Ass!