Mountain Dew - Bill Anderson

There’s an old holler tree down the road away from me Where you lay down a dollar or two

Go around the bend then you come back again

There’s a jug full of good ole mountain dew

Well they call it that ole mountain dew…

My uncle Mort was sawed off and short he measured about four foot two

But he thinks he’s a giant when you give him a pint of the good ole mountain dew

Well they call it that ole mountain dew…

My brother Bill ran a still on the hill he’d run off a gallon or two

And the buzzards in the sky’d get so drunk they couldn’t fly

From smellin’that good ole mountain dew

Well they call it that ole mountain dew…

Well the preacher rode by had his head hasted high

Said his wife had been down with the flu

And he thought that I o’rt to sell him a quart of my good ole mountain dew

Well they call it that ole mountain dew…