Sucker D.J.'s (I Will Survive) - Dimples D

I was at a jam the other night

I was feelin' real good so the feelin' was right

I came to the party for a different kinda action

The next thing I know I was doin' the Michael Jackson

I was thrown off beat and my feet got tired

The Sucker DJ just oughta be fired

He was clippin' and a-slippin', even tried back cuein'

The Sucker DJ didn’t know what he was doin'

Then I said to my girls «This ain’t the place to be»

Half the fellas only came 'cause the ladies were free

So we left the place before the next cut was played

My girl said to me, «I'm glad we never paid»

So I called Marley Marl on the very next day

Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs

See, to be a DJ you gotta do your best

Have you’re own kinda style, not like the rest

No jumpin' up and down, spinnin' with your feet

'Cause the music that you play has to be on beat

So Marley Marl went down to take a test

To see who could cut up music best

They were all lined up and ready to spin

You could see in their faces that they wanted to win

Yes Marley took a test to become a DJ

He cut the music, went a-somethin' this way

He cut the music with so much class

Them Sucker DJs was a bust on their ass

So when the time was up, they just couldn’t' believe

What the man Marley Marl has just achieved

To get the people dancin' on the wackiest jam

'Cause Marley Marl is one hell of a man

So to those DJ’s that think you’re the greatest

Just stop look and listen cause you haven’t heard the lastest

So just listen party people while I got your attention

There’s a few more things I’d like to mention

My name is Crystal but they call me Dimples D

Ain’t a female in the world could rap like me

I got big brown eyes, holes in my cheeks

Hypnotizin' rap every time I speak

Yeah I can make you fall in love if you give me a chance

I ain’t talkin' 'bout sex or no kinda romance

But it’s my style, my charm, let me go on

It’s how chilly I can be when it starts to get warm

Now I’m five foot five, stayin' alive

In this world Dimples D will sure 'nough survive

With the robbers, the stealers, the cocaine dealers

The rapers, the stabbers, the pocketbook grabbers

The laughin', the cryin', the livin' and the dyin'

You’re hired then fired, we’re all gettin' tired

The workin', the foolin' when the other man is rulin'

The pushers, the users, the drug abusers

The killings, the feelin', when takin' penicillin

But I will survive, yeah, I will survive

Hey, I will survive 'cause I’m always chillin'

And ready and willin' to rock for y’all

Now this is just a little advice for you ladies in the house

I’ma tell you what the fellas are all about

They’re like children playin' when you are producin'

They’re out there lovin' other women

Oh can ya dig?

Ain’t that a blip!

And this is how they’re gonna make their livin'

Men are known as multipliers

They’re also known as the biggest liars

They’ll soup you up and say «I'll be your man»

Until you end in a hotel as a one night stand

«The feeling’s good» you might say to yourself

You turn around they’re lovin' somebody else

Say three months later a belly shows

Then you try to figure out which way to go

Well if I have this baby will he return?

A-let me tell you, baby doll, you’ve just been burned

You see, a daddy is a boy that brags about his kid

A father is a man who supports and gives

A kid a home where she shall live

A-Dimples D ain’t poppin' no bullshit

You see, they hit and run and after they’re done

Your best friend’ll be their number one

So don’t let 'em get slick, play no games

You tell 'em Joe Neckbone is not your name

Now this is Dimples D signin' off my friend

But you can best believe I’ll be back again