Mumps: Your Majesty Is Like A Cream Doughnut (Quiet) / Lumps / Prenut / Your Majesty Is Like A Cream - Hatfield, The North

I have minded my Ps and Qs

Tried not to damage any Ws

And if I tread upon a B

I pick it up and tell it earnestly

I’m sorry

Which of course I am

Mustn’t upset

Or badly neglect them

Or else they’ll refuse to work for U

I have minded my Vs and Us

Tried to prevent them being badly used

And if I tread upon the C

I tend to sink beneath the surface gracefully

As for the task of keeping Os and Ks apart

You’d be right to suppose that it is quite an R

I’ve trod with caution round the Js and Zs

I remain a man of letters 'till the end

Balancing syllables upon my knee

I float through the air with the greatest of Bs

I did what you told me to

Now I only have Is for U

Prenut/Your Majesty Is Like A Cream Doughnut (Loud):

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