Three-Handed Woman - Louis Prima

With her left hand she’ll caress you while her right hand

Straightens your tie

Then she picks up the telephone and calls another guy

You take her here and take her there, you’ll find before

You’re through

While you think you’ve been takin' her, she’s been takin' you

She’s a three handed woman and she ain’t no good for you

Yeah, she’s a three handed woman and she ain’t no good for you

Now she’s right handed, left handed, and underhanded too

Ev’ry time you take her dancin', and her arms are holdin' you tight

Across your shoulder she’s makin' eyes at ev’ry man in sight

When she says goodnight, she tells you you’re the one she’s crazy

About

But you can bet that someone else walks in when you walk out

She’s a three handed woman and she ain’t no good for you

Oh, she’s a three handed woman and she ain’t no good for you

Now she’s right handed, left handed, and underhanded too

With her left hand she’ll embrace you while her right hand lowers

The light

She starts to work you for a day tomorrow night

She puts her arms around you, there’s a love light in her eyes

A light that shines for you and me, and fifteen other guys

She’s a three handed woman, oh, and she ain’t no good for you

Oh, she’s a three handed woman and she ain’t no good for you

Now she’s right handed, left handed, and underhanded too