Birdo - HORSE the Band

The geek with no beak

He’s so weak he cannot speak

Vestigial wings and dwarven legs

A semper fi cranium that’s got automatic eggs

His gaping maw is geared to spew

He just might be a she so Birdette will do

Go eat your eggs

Force fed, force fed

Go eat your eggs

Out of his mouth

Straight at your head

With purple pants, they start to tear

I reach out with all my might

To poke out an eye

I poke out an eye

My seven year old smile vanishing

Eggs, why eggs?

It’s breaking my heart

It’s hurting my nose

It’s turning my skin green

Why’d you have to be so mean?

In my dreams I despise you

More than you’ll ever know

Even when I speak your name

It makes me fucking choke

Birdo

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