Life in the Last Days (Parody of "Life in the Fast Lane" by the Eagles) - ApologetiX

It’s sorta hard to understand, but it’s totally awesome

And it’s eternally finished

Who wrote it up?

It was John the Apostle

Aand the Lord said it won’t diminish

He had fantastic revelations of the future news

Sent here from Jesus, sent here for you

When he saw Jesus comin', John fell down as dead

He told him, Grab your tablet and write this down instead

Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind

Life in the last days -- yeah, heh

He saw four horsemen, holding the reins

Of colorful stallions, who brought different things

He who rode the white conquered, and the red one brought war

And the black one brought famine;

then pale horse number four

There was death in the saddle, ridin' out through space

He had Hades right behind him, killed a fourth of the human race

All of the people, were trying to hide

When the earth started shakin' and the moon turned to blood -- the sun was

Black in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind

Life in the last days -- yeah, heh

Life in the last days -- everything prophesied

Life in the last days -- yeah, heh

So much to tell you;

I’ve got one verse.

Man didn’t heed the stop signs

And the earth got worse and worse

If you’re a Christian, baby, you don’t need to fear a thing

If you’re not, go read the Bible ‘cause there’s more than I can sing

There’s a false messiah, the people will think he’s Christ

The world will take his number, but they’ll have to pay his price

They’ll look up and they’ll see Jesus and they’ll know that they’ve lost

He won the war when He was dyin' on the cross and it was

Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind

Life in the last days -- yeah, heh

Life in the last days -- everything prophesied

Life in the last days -- yeah, heh