Sabbath Day's Quite Alright for Nice Things (Parody of "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John) - ApologetiX

In Galilee we had a scene one day

I’ll tell you what the Lord did here

The Sabbath was clogged in the synagogue

When a withered-handed fool appeared

The poor man was sufferin' but the Pharisees did nothin'

And they all waited for Jesus there

But Jesus broke through their traditions and rules

The hand once diseased He repaired

Oh, don’t give us none of your regulations

I’ve had it with you hypocrites

Sabbath day’s quite alright for nice things -- get a little practice in

Man, they’re gettin' spoiled now that Jesus came

God just heals ‘em left and right

And Sabbath day’s quite all right for Christ

Sabbath day’s quite alright, alright, alright, ooh

Well, her back was a sight, I’m being polite

Was bendin' over double to half of her height

Jesus loosed her crippled muscles there in Luke 13

After 18 years she straightened out and she was freed!

A couple other times when the Sabbath was right

Was a man with-a dropsy and a man born blind

Peter’s feverish mother-in-law and a demoniac

And Bethesda with the man who had the mat

Oh, don’t give us none of your bad religion

I’ve had it with you hypocrites

Sabbath day’s quite alright for nice things get a little practice in

Man, they’re gettin' spoiled now that Jesus came

God just heals ‘em left and right

And Sabbath day’s quite all right for Christ

Sabbath day’s quite alright, alright, alright, ooh

Mark 3: 4 «Then Jesus asked them, „Which is lawful on the Sabbath:

to do good or to do evil, to save life or to kill?“ But they remained silent.»