Flirtin' with the Pastor (Parody of "Flirtin' with Disaster") - ApologetiX

I’m baffled by the folks who like flirtin' with the pastor

It’s hard to get 'em through the door and they’re hardly comin' after

They’re out of money, passed the buck when he took up a collection

Well, how much more must they make before God gets a fraction?

They’re flirtin' with the pastor, but they’ll go when in need

And then they run and hide till Easter and Christmas Eve

They got a Bible on the shelf but when they gonna read it?

They can’t commit time they do for lesser things

They’d rather lay down in their cozy homes

He’s still tryin' to drag 'em to Heaven though

They’re not tryin' to turn that reverend gray

Seems like they may though anyway

(You know what I’m talkin' about, maybe?)

Sneakin' out on the pastor on Sunday the faithful go 'round and 'round

If they don’t like his sermons enough they leave and go crosstown

They want the best in troubadours and they like their funny laughter

And other guys just stay in bed and they wait for the hereafter

Flirtin' with the pastor, y’all, I ain’t sure they know what they need

You know the way they run and hide till Easter and Christmas Eve

They got a Bible on the shelf but when they plan to read it?

You can’t just live your life through dudes on Christian TV

They’d rather lay down in their home sweet homes

He’s still tryin' to drag 'em to Heaven though

Though they might return but never stay

They’re flirtin' with the pastor anyway

(And you are too maybe)

(He's prayin' for everybody)

LEAD

Flirtin' with the pastor, babe, they ain’t sure what they need

You know the way they run and hide till Easter and Christmas Eve

They got a Bible on the shelf but when they plan to read it?

They cram for this just like they do for SATs

They’d rather lay down in their cozy homes

He’s still tryin' to drag 'em to Heaven though

Though the guy’s been burned by them, he prays

There’s certain things a pastor can’t forsake