Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends (Parody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band") - ApologetiX

It was many years ago, they say

That the devil had a prank to play

He took Job and picked him out a crowd

And took everything he had worthwhile

And then he introduced a group

Of friends he’d known for all those years

Who thought they were his only smart close friends

We’re such impressive, loving, smart, close friends

We hope you’ll let us join ya, Job

Start confessin' all your darkest sins

'Cause that’s just what we need to know

Sorry for you, Job

It’s partly 'cause we know we’re

Probably your only smart close friends

There’s something we can’t see here

You’re certainly in sin

There must be something wrong with your

Relationship with God because

Of something that you’ve done

«I don’t really wanna talk,» said Job

«But I thought you might like to know

That this finger-pointing thing is wrong

And I want you all to leave me alone

So let me be excused from you — I want a jury of my peers

And not some petty phony smart close friends!»