Mirror Mirror (I See A Damsel) - Violent Femmes

I see a damsel

In danger and distress

I see that she is pretty

I see a young girl

Dressed in a dirty dress

I see that she is pretty

Mirror mirror on the wall

Who’s the fairest one of all

I see a fat girl

With her hair in a mess

I see that she is pretty

I see a proud girl

She’s pregnant I would guess

I see that she is pretty

Mirror mirror on the wall

Who’s the fairest one of all

Mirror mirror do not fail

Who deserves to go to jail

I see the school girls

Dressed in their Sunday best

I see that they are pretty

I see the wagon trains

Of pioneer women heading west

I see that they are pretty

Mirror mirror on the wall

Who’s the fairest one of all

Creature creature, here the plan