Moon Knight Is Cool - The Gothsicles

i love cosmic adventures and high powered endeavors

but the raddest stuff in town is going down at street level

not a huge hulking bruiser or lightning bolt blaster

just a dude with an attitude

sporting alabaster

pick a crescent from your spine

(moon knight is cool)

you can see him coming by design

(moon knight is cool)

vengeance has a new redeemer

(moon knight is cool)

broken arms and shattered femurs

(moon knight is cool)

he’s got tons of money

and a sidekick who’s french and

he once took on nefaria including the henchmen

if you look at the contents of my bookshelf

you’ll find it’s got more issues than marc spector’s mental health

pick a crescent from your spine

you can see him coming by design

vengeance has a new enforcer

broken arms on broken torsos

pick a crescent from your derrière

you can see him coming from everywhere

vengeance has a new avatar

doling out the moon shaped forehead scars

helicopters

and bolo guns

it’s like 3 batmans for the price of one

‘cause the best party’s always on the b-list

spinning some nunchucks

and throwing a spiked fist

moon knight is cool

(leaving fat lips every lunar eclipse)

moon knight is cool

(covered in corporate blood and werewolf drool)

all beware the fist of khonshu

you could read something else, but you wouldn’t want to