Doin' As I Seen On My TV - Poison

When I was a child starin' at the tube

Saw the sex, violence and death on news

One day I saw the Duke kill someone

Daddy said, «Don't worry boy, they’re just doin' actin' son»

All I want is attention from somebody

Somebody to pay attention to me

Like them actors I got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please

Doin' as I seen on my TV

I’m just doin' as I seen on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?

Would you respect me more if I took my life?

Tried to act and my career just flopped

So I beat up my neighbor and I got on «Cops»

All I want is a million from somebody

Somebody pay a million bucks to me

I could grope, shoot and rape and kill

And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please

Doin' as I seen on my TV

Doin' as I seen on my TV

I’ll even do a porno flick, like all them Hollywood chicks

I’m doin' as I seen on my TV

Took my girl in a porno movie

I thought that it’d be kinda groovy

I thought that this’d impress my lover

And there she was right on the cover

All I want is attention from somebody

Somebody to pay attention to me

I’m a man and I got no shame

I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please

Doin' as I seen on my TV

Doin' as I seen on my TV

Hell, I’ll even do a porno flick, like my hero Rocky did

Doin' as I seen on my TV

I am not aware