If I'm Gonna Sink (Might As Well Sink To The Bottom) - Johnny Paycheck

Well here I sit in this honky tonk feeling mighty low

Hating to see that old clock on the wall saying its time to go

So bring another drink bartender, troubles boy I got em

And if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom

'Cause I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen

And she don’t go me staying out all night

And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen

You can bet your bottom dollar, there’s gonna be a whale of a fight

I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind

But she can’t see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine

But when I get the heebie jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them

So if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom

And I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen

And she don’t go me staying out all night

And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen

You can bet your bottom dollar, there’s gonna be a whale of a fight

I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind

But she can’t see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine

But when I get the heebie jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them

And if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom

Yeah if I’m gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom