Spend Christmas Day With Me - Darren Hanlon

Spend Christmas Day with me

Of all the places in the world you choose to be

If you’re here early we’ll go out and find a tree

I’m sharpening the axe

We’ll drag it home behind us for to cover up our tracks

Spend Christmas Day with me

What else would you do, there couldn’t possibly

Be anything worth watching on TV

You know there never is

Just children’s choirs

And candle fires

And other Yuletide fizz

I’ve never seen snow

This side of Celsius is all I’ll ever know

We’re just happy for the slightest breeze to blow

And wind up teeth a-chatter

Everyone’s drunk by 12 O’Clock, by then it doesn’t matter

Complete my confusion

In the Shopping Centre

I’ll meet you at the Santa

And we’ll run

And point our Ray-Guns at the Pagans

Spend Christmas Day with me

Now that you’re far from home and living family

Maybe it’s just as you imagined it to be

You ever needed proof

These paper walls could never hold the reindeer on the roof

Spend Christmas Day with me

Spend Christmas Day with me

Spend Christmas Day with me