I Dont Wanna Be No (J.B.J.) - Buck-O-Nine

Don’t wanna be no superstar

Don’t wanna be no jon bon jovi

I only wore my leathers once

But i was drunk…

And that’s another story

Don’t wanna go on mtv

I don’t wanna be another rock singer

But i’ll take that limosine

And diamond rings to put on every finger!

Don’t wanna be no washed p hippy

Don’t wanna be a butt-sucking sellout

After every tour, i’m in betty ford

Hangin' with the guys

And tryin' to get the hell out

Don’t wanna be no metal hero

Don’t wanna have a laser light show

And when i’ve gone as far as i can go

I’ll quit the band and go solo!

Don’t wanna be no jon bon jovi

Grow my hair down to my buttcheeks

Don’t wanna be no jon bon jovi

Wearing leather pants on mtv…