You Shouldn't Judge A Man By The Hair On His Butt!! - Skankin' Pickle

You shouldn’t judge a man by the hair on his butt

Maybe it’s like needles

Or possibly like bark

Does it need to be mowed

Like the lawn at the park?

Maybe it’s too soft

Or possibly too coarse

You stuck your hands down his pants

You though he was a horse

Maybe it’s light blonde

But probably it’s black

It streached from his belt

And covers up his back

I saw he had it braided

It made his pants real snug

It covers up his butt cheeks like a rug

Maybe it’s like a forest

All covered up with trees

Maybe when he farts

His butt hairs blow in the breeze

Maybe you were frightened because it was so scary

Or maybe you found out it was filled with dingle berries