I'm the Black Guy - Rucka Rucka Ali

White cops got sticks and hungry dogs

See me inside of Domino’s

Screaming I want my onion roll

«Sir this is Wendy’s»

He’s a criminal

Move in, call back up, start to shoot

No wait they’re making me some food

Hold up that’s ten McMuffins, 2 chickens, and a Diet Coke

Did you mean a Sprite?

Yes I did

Nope Sorry.

This shit isn’t Popeyes

Get out of the store.

Why?

Cause I’m Black right?

Man c’mon I have rights

No it’s cause you jacked my

Cash Register last time

I’m the black guy

Bruh

I’m the black guy

Cops like to stalk me racist trolls

I’ve been in jail since I was born

Homie I never learned to vote

How was I spose to know

I always feel I don’t belong

They treat me like I’m something wrong

Can’t we all be the same have some Pepsi and smoke a blunt

Can’t catch a bus ride

Drivers always uptight

Wants a dollar buck five

No but there’s a up side

On my tax I claim my cousin Max I

Claim my Mom and Dad I’m older than em

I’m the black guy

Bruh

I’m the black guy bruh

I’m always good at bein' black, black

And then I said It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve Harvey

A black guy walks into the bars

Knock knock wait I mean uh

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ok why knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Black People

I’m the black guy

I’m I’m the black